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{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}
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Arleene Johnson Noga was a Canadian infielder who played from 1945 through 1948 in the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League (AAGPBL). Listed at 5 feet 4 inches, 137Â lb., she batted and threw right-handed. Johnson was one of the 68 players born in Canada to join the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League in its twelve-year history.
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