{"type":"general","setup":"Why is seven bigger than nine?","punchline":"Because seven ate nine.","id":377}
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Chukwuka Chukwuma Ekweani, better known by his stage name Ckay, is a Nigerian singer, songwriter and record producer signed to Boyfriend Music, Warner Music Africa and Atlantic Records. He was formerly signed to Chocolate City, a member of Warner Music Group independent label services ADA. His international hit single \"Love Nwantiti\", also known as \"Love Nwantiti \", was released in 2019 by Chocolate City.
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Which song would an exception sing?","punchline":"Can't catch me - Avicii","id":32}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?","punchline":"A stick.","id":193}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the news?","punchline":"FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.","id":99}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?","punchline":"Because he had no guts.","id":339}
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